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    Calling your penis...

    Post by crump on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:05 am

    Loads of these groups on Facebook so lets start them up:

    Example: "Calling your penis Ronaldinho because it can lob Seaman from 40 yards"

    One of mine:

    "Calling your penis Messi because you're quality at dribbling"
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Gatsby on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:07 am

    Fuck off Crump, honestly.
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Cameron. on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:08 am

    Sean wrote:Fuck off Crump, honestly.


    Laughing
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by dena on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:08 am

    I don't get the Messi one.
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Guest on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:09 am

    Calling my penis Crump cos it makes shit threads shifty
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    Post by SBSP on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:09 am

    Cam wrote:Calling my penis Crump cos it makes shit threads shifty
    Laughing
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Guest on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:12 am

    Here's one of my own, it only applies if you're fat.


    Calling your penis Maddy cos you ain't seen it in years
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by crump on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:12 am

    Forest wrote:Here's one of my own, it only applies if you're fat.


    Calling your penis Maddy cos you ain't seen it in years


    clap

    Now we're going somewhere.
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Jord on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:15 am

    Sean wrote:Fuck off Crump, honestly.
    rofl
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Kuled on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:21 am

    Sean wrote:Fuck off Crump, honestly.
    Laughing
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Guest on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:25 am

    Calling your penis a confirmation email cos it comes within a second




    My own, pretty shit tbh Laughing
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by crump on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:27 am

    Not bad Forest. clap

    Calling your penis the postman because it come's every day.
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by dena on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:29 am

    Calling your penis emile cause it's big and black.


























    Surprised it took that long.
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    Post by Guest on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:32 am

    Calling your penis Heskey cos people make Emile out of it
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by dena on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:33 am

    rofl

    nice
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Gatsby on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:35 am

    I hate you all.
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    Post by ahlycotc on Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:01 am

    Calling your penis Drogba because it dives in the area.
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    Post by Cristiano on Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:10 am

    Calling your penis Jose Mourinho because it's the special one. Cool
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    Post by Uncle John from Jamaica on Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:55 am

    Calling your penis Africa because it's thin black and disease ridden. Neutral
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Cristiano on Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:32 am

    Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Calling your penis Africa because it's thin black and disease ridden. Neutral
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Jordi on Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:33 am

    Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Calling your penis Africa because it's thin black and disease ridden. Neutral
    rofl not worthy


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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Pippo on Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:38 pm

    Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Calling your penis Africa because it's thin black and disease ridden. Neutral


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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by ricky//habana on Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:31 pm

    Calling your penis Lord of the Rings for obvious reasons.
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Guest on Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:07 pm

    Calling your penis John Cena cos you can't see it
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    Post by A Well Groomed Ape on Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:39 pm

    calling your penis jack becasue your a freak
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by jeb4eva on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:51 pm

    Calling your penis the bandwagon because chicks like to jump on it.
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Spider on Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:59 pm

    Calling your penis Akon because it's lonely.
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Gatsby on Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:05 pm

    Fine I give in...

    Calling your penis Calvin Harris because it makes girls Bounce.
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by Guest on Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:27 pm

    Calling your penis Calvin Harris cos it's unorthodox shifty
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    Re: Calling your penis...

    Post by kyro7 on Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:36 pm

    Calling your penis a penis because it's a penis.


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