Hello, "roloman" cried because I wouldn't join so I joined.
I don't much like soccer, but I'll watch it very now and then un-ironically. Why's American football better than football?

Spoiler:

Because American football's got a bowl, and football's got a cup

I like jokes and puns, but I'm not really that funny, sort of akin to a middle aged father.
I know "roloman" in real life, so uh, that's cool? He wanted me to post in the general section I guess.
My father hates the English, but I don't so that's all right then?
I'm a pretty avid gamer and am always good for a chat so you'll see me in boards related to those I guess.

So flattering.

You like puns?

This could end up more than a stable relationship. Sometimes we have pun offs i'll have you know.

Pun offs are quite fun. Although I have a bad habit of making word morphs and not puns, like pokemon puns such as saying it's "wiggltuff to make pokemon puns".
Or funny guys are hot, they make my punt wet. I've been looking to purge myself of that bad habit as of late, though. c:

We should have a pun off now, in this thread.

Pokemon as the topic?

Pun off? I'll try and Squirtle a few out.

Pip, that's obviously you..

The Horse wrote:Pun off? I'll try and Squirtle a few out.

The Horse wrote:Pun off? I'll try and Squirtle a few out.

Egad! That one was a Weedle bit bad.

Liverpool wrote:Pip, that's obviously you..

It really isn't, he's my friend, I shit you not.

Pip wrote:

The Horse wrote:Pun off? I'll try and Squirtle a few out.

Egad! That one was a Weedle bit bad.

Bad as puns should be, or just bad? D:
If they're really bad I'll be getting Krabby.

Pip has a competitor.

The Horse wrote:

Pip wrote:

The Horse wrote:Pun off? I'll try and Squirtle a few out.

Egad! That one was a Weedle bit bad.

Bad as puns should be, or just bad? D:
If they're really bad I'll be getting Krabby.

Same. Bad puns make me Gloom - y.

I'm surprised this Liverpool fellow was so quick to Leavanny the idea of me being an alt behind.
God that one is a bit of a stretch to say out loud.
Bit of a Fraxure to say, really.
I'd Axew to pardon me, I'm rather tired.

Oh righty then. Though I must say, those 3 puns were far Serperior to your previous ones.

I'm glad you think so. Seems I may be hitting it off here even though I'm relatively Unown.

Not for long though. Post like this bin other threads and they will think you are an Entei-taining poster.

That's very tentacool of you to say.
Punning is my Hidden Power and generally elicits an Eruption of laughter from friends.
A bad pun can put me in a Bind, though.

I think this guys another member from here using a different IP

Thanks for telling me this.

Usually, I like to Wrap out my puns. When I do that, I usually Surf to victory.


Sorry about this, I have to turn off the Com-Pewter now. I'll reply to your pun later

grenade187 wrote:I think this guys another member from here using a different IP

No man, how many times do I have to say it, it's my real life friend.

Good Dragonite, pip.

Nope. It's a Sunny Day down in England. The Moonlight isn't here yett.

Oh right, my bad. I don't know why I thought you were going to Rest.
Well, thanks for the pun while it lasted.

We can continue later, if you Wish?

Oh, sure. I wouldn't want to U-turn out of this pun off.

You are a bright Spark, aren't you?

Unova it baby.

Fantastic pun-off

I like your Fighting spirit. I have tried to get you into a Submission many times, but you seem to always Endure the hit and Counter with your own puns.