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    Owl Punt!

    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 2:52




    Deportivo Pereira defender Luis Moreno kicks Atlético Junior's owl mascot during match




    Panama defender Luis Moreno is facing sanctions after he kicked an injured owl
    that had landed on the field during a league game for his Colombian club
    Deportivo Pereira against Atlético Junior.












    By Telegraph staff and agencies
    8:00PM GMT 28 Feb 2011






    The owl was being treated Monday at a local veterinary clinic in Barranquilla
    after Moreno had kicked the bird and is expected to recover from a suspected
    minor fracture to its right leg.


    The bird, which serves as mascot for Atlético Junior, was first struck by the
    ball near the Pereira penalty area prompting the referee to stop play.


    As the referee and players discussed what to do Moreno - apparently impatient
    over the delay with his team losing 2-1 - was seen to kick the bird towards
    the touch-line with his left foot.


    "The player should be severely punished for this painful, horrible act of
    intolerance," Ramon Jesurum, president of Dimayor [the Colombian
    league], said before adding that the case would go before the Dimayor's
    disciplinary committee.


    Atletico Junior fans chanted "murderer" at the Panamanian player, according to
    Colombian media. He was also reprimanded by opponents and apologised after
    the game.




    "I apologise to the fans, it wasn't my intention," he said as he left the
    field escorted by police.


    rofl
    That is fantastic.

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    Post by kyro7 on Tue 1 Mar - 2:54

    What a cunt.


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    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 2:55

    Don't act like you've never wanted to kick an owl.

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    Post by kyro7 on Tue 1 Mar - 2:58

    Laughing

    Honestly when I watch that and it's just laying that harmlessly and he kicks it, I just want to see that bloke have his leg snapped off.


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    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 3:01

    Laughing I know what you mean.

    But it was their club mascot rofl

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    Post by kyro7 on Tue 1 Mar - 3:02

    Oh my fucking god, I didn't even read that. rofl rofl rofl

    That changes the whole dynamic of this story.


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    Post by SBSP on Tue 1 Mar - 3:04

    Wasn't this ages ago? eek

    What a twat. Neutral

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    Post by Rei Andros on Tue 1 Mar - 3:06

    The owl looked like he was trying to get the ref to give him a foul. Even had the typical "hands" out wide gesture down pat.


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    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 3:07

    SBSP_FIFA wrote:Wasn't this ages ago? eek

    What a twat. Neutral


    I don't think so.

    I think you're thinking of the guy that threw the duck off the pitch rofl

    We need more animals in football.

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    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 3:07

    Rei wrote:The owl looked like he was trying to get the ref to give him a foul. Even had the typical "hands" out wide gesture down pat.


    rofl

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    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:13

    Im glad the Owl is ok.

    If that player was on the floor helpless and somebody ran up and kicked him so hard he left the floor i wonder how he would feel, because thats exactly what he did.

    I hope he dies as soon as possible the ugly cunt.

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    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:25

    Aw .. poor owl, seriously wtf. It looked so helpless, just laying there and he kicks it? I want to kick him in the face.

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    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 3:25

    Stop being so precious.

    Expelling feathered animals from the field of play is part of the game now.



    I for one welcome this direction football is taking.

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    Re: Owl Punt!

    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:30

    So cruel. The birds have no idea what's going on Neutral

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    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:31

    Imagine you ran into a football match being played by giants. And one of them run up to you and picked you up and threw you. How scared shit-less would you be?

    Imagine one of them kicked you straight after you get hit by a ball the same size as your body.

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    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 3:31

    Which is why it isn't cruel.

    Probably the bird equivalent of a rollercoaster or something.

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    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:32

    Cornholio wrote:Which is why it isn't cruel.

    Probably the bird equivalent of a rollercoaster or something.


    Lol getting hit by a football and then getting kicked into oblivion is not quite like a roller-coaster.

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    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 3:34

    Scott wrote:Imagine you ran into a football match being played by giants. And one of them run up to you and picked you up and threw you. How scared shit-less would you be?

    Imagine one of them kicked you straight after you get hit by a ball the same size as your body.


    Birds don't think like us.

    They might enjoy it.

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    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:34

    -_-

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    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:37

    If this Owl



    Disrupted your football game, would you kick it?

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    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 3:39

    Yeah. That's one ugly fucking owl.

    Shit.

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    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:40

    What about this one


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    Post by SBSP on Tue 1 Mar - 3:40

    Ryan. Laughing facepalm

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    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 3:43

    Look, you won't change my mind. Kicking owls is one of life's free wonders. If you can't see that then I just feel sorry for you.

    Goodnight.

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    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:44

    Lol you heartless beast.

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    Re: Owl Punt!

    Post by Cornholio on Tue 1 Mar - 3:45

    Shit. I wouldn't kick this owl though.



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    Re: Owl Punt!

    Post by SBSP on Tue 1 Mar - 3:46

    This is just priceless. rofl

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    Post by Guest on Tue 1 Mar - 3:48

    Omfg I'm crying with laughter here

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