Man sues company over defective penis pump

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    Man sues company over defective penis pump

    Post by menalawyerguy on Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:35 am


    Man in court over defective penis pump
    14 January 2011

    A Canadian man appeared in court last Friday after suing the manufacturers of a penis pump.

    The claimant, who is wisely remaining anonymous, said that he was an amateur body builder, and "my body grew and I wanted the rest to follow". So he spent $262 on an X4 Extender Deluxe Edition enlarger, which promised to "increase penis length and girth".

    Sadly it appeared to do neither, despite the claimant hooking himself up to the device for a total of more than 500 hours. Although he was at pains to stress that there was nothing remotely pleasant about this, as apparently it was "extremely painful" and gave "a feeling of suffocation". He should have gone for the X7 Grande Luxe.
    He is seeking a refund of the cost of the pump and an extra $500 in punitive damages. The Quebec judge should give his decision over the next few weeks.

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    Re: Man sues company over defective penis pump

    Post by SBSP on Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:37 am

    facepalm

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    Post by menalawyerguy on Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:38 am


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    Post by SBSP on Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:39 am

    rofl

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    Re: Man sues company over defective penis pump

    Post by Guest on Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:41 am

    menalawyerguy wrote:

    Why would she laugh with all her friends?

    She just aint getting any. Neutral

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    Post by menalawyerguy on Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:45 am

    She's laughin at the size of your tiny peter. Plus, "friends" would include the one who is laying a proper piece of wood to her Wink

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