Basically, order the three women/me/whatever into which one you'd:

Kiss - does was it says on the tin.
Shag - have one night of excruciating (depending on who it is) or pleasurable bliss with them.
Marry - Spend the rest of your life with them, have kids, a house, a dog etc.


So....


Susan Boyle, Anne Widdecombe or Michelle McManus.

Kiss: Michelle
Shag: Anne
Marry: Susan


Joy from the Apprentice (middle one)


Jo Brand



Karen Brady

Kiss: Jo Brand
Shag: Joy
Marry: Karen




Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria, Chico (from it's Chico Time)

Kiss: Chico
Shag: Eva Longoria
Marry: Eva Mendes

Pixie Lott



Cheryl Cole



Megan Fox

Kiss: Megan
Shag: Pixie
Marry: Cheryl

Blake Lively:



Hayden Panettiere:



Kim Kardashian:

Kiss: Blake
Shag: Kim
Marry: Hayden

Charlotte Jackson



Holly Willoughby



Coleen Rooney

Kiss: Holly
Shag: Charlotte
Marry: Coleen



Katy Perry



Kelly Brook



Angelina Jolie

Kiss: Angelina Jolie
Shag: Kelly Brook
Marry: Katy Perry

Hayley Williams



Ellie Goulding


Lolly Badcock

Kiss: Lolly
Shag: Hayley
Marry: Ellie

Envirophone girl



Quickquid Woman



Tess Daley

K: Q£
S: TD
M: Envirophone Girl


Kyro
Forest
Keanoo

Kiss: Forest
Shag: Kyro
Marry: Keanoo

Don't want to shag Forest or that'd be pedophilia.

Dena
Che
Rei

Go.

Kiss: Dena
Che: Shag
Marry: Rei

Ellie Gouding, Emma Watson, Danni Minouge ...

Kiss: Goulding
Shag: Minouge
Marry: Emma Watson

Justin Beiber
Scarlett Johansson
Miranda Kerr

Kiss: Justin Bieber
Shag: Scarlett Johansson
Marry: Miranda Kerr



Shakira




Rosie Jones




Denise Milani

Kiss - Rosie
Shag - Denise
Marry - Shakira


Keira Knightely:




Michelle Ryan:




Sienna Miller:

Kisss: Michelle Ryan
Shag: Sienna Miller
Marry: Keira Knightely

Gemma Atkinson
Minka Kelly
Ashley Ann Vickers

Kiss: Minka Kelly
Shag: Gemma Atkinson
Marry: Ashley Ann Vickers



Dita Von Teese







Kimberley Walsh






Avril Lavigne

Kiss - Dita Von Teese
Shag - Kimberely Walsh
Marry - Avril Lavigne


Catherine Zeta-Jones




Jennifer Lopez




Rachel Weisz

Kiss: Rachel Weisz
Shag: JLo
Marry: CZJ




Sara Carbonero





Nadia Almada





Pam St. Clement (Pat Butcher)

No wonder everyone stopped playing this game.

Royal wrote:No wonder everyone stopped playing this game.

What's wrong with the girl with the Spain top on?

Pip wrote:

Royal wrote:No wonder everyone stopped playing this game.

What's wrong with the girl with the Spain top on?

Nothing, but you'd obviously want to marry her, so you either shag an old lady or a man.

Kiss the man shag the gran, that's my motto.

Stacy Solomon, Sarah Jessica Parker and a Horse.

Kiss- Stacy Solomon
Shag- Sarah Jessica Parker
Marry- The horse monster cock fuck yeah

Royal
Kyro
Dan

Kuled wrote:Kiss- Stacy Solomon
Shag- Sarah Jessica Parker
Marry- The horse monster cock fuck yeah

Royal
Kyro
Dan

Kiss Royal, little smoochy smooch kissy kiss. Or maybe just sloppy.

Wack Kyro all over the place, make him bleed, Spanking the lot, maybe even throw a few fingers in there as well.

Ride off into the sunset with Dan, marry him, then do what I did to Kyro, but everynight.

Ariana Grande
Victoria justice
Tila tequila

kiss - Ariana Grande
shag - Tila tequila
marry - Victoria justice


Alena Šeredová
Federica Ridolfi
Abi Clancy

Alena Šeredová - Marry
Federica Ridolfi - Kiss
Abi Clancy - Shag

Rosie Jones
Katie Price (LOL!)
Tara Reid